Harry Potter like the Bible????

You are probably thinking I am out of my mind trying to compare the bible as Harry Potter. If you think that slap yourself or your friend sitting beside you.

Harry Potter just came out when?? Maybe like Saturday at 12 in the morning. I couldnt line up to get the book because I was at a religious Conference. I'd rather be at Steubenville then competing with lets say hundreds of people dressed up like wizards to get a book you can just buy at KingSoopers down the street. I'd rather compete with 2,300 Catholic inspiring teens to worship Jesus then that.

But just imagine. Just imagine if a new bible edition was coming out. Let's brainstorm here. Okay! The New American Bible. (There is already such a thing but bear with me here...) Just imagine if the New American Bible was just coming out created with better material, every full detail of what happened back then, and maybe pictures if were lucky. Okay we are lucky because we have Jesus so yeah we are lucky. And instead of the usual Cacuasion Jesus it was an African American Jesus. The diciples and Apostles were actually black and Mary was black and everyone was black and they wore some funky robes and krumped down the dirt road with Jesus. (I was kididng about that but How Funny!) Anyway just imagine.

Would people be as excited for a new Bible as they would for that Harry Potter Book? Not at all. The excuses could be, "But we have to find out who dies! It could be Harry!" OMG Cry me a flood. (Suppose to be a river but I'm cooler then that.) But then I will say, "Yeah but Jesus dies!"
Then they say, "But we know Jesus dies. It's such a huge mystery to find out who dies in Harry Potter." Dont worry. They didnt stop me there. I can keep going....But Jesus dying is still a mystery. The Bible is a mystery all in itself. But the questions keep coming like, "But you cant dress up like a wizard and wait in line for the bible." Just for that persons INFO, we would literally go to hell if we stood in front of a Christian book store dressed up like a wizard, holding a wand and yelling curses at eachother. I know what she was getting at but she needs to make better sense. Us "Cool" Catholics can dress up as Apostles, Mary, the Saints, the Disciples and still be as "cool" as the Harry Potter fanatics. I would dress up as Jesus and begin preaching in the street. (Then I would be accused of crossdressing and be arrested. Heh. Not as bad as going to hell though.") But a girl can dress up like Harry Potter and begin reciting the stupid spells and she would get a crowd of people and the police who are more fascinated with the curses then with my prayers.

During the Steubenville though we had parents coming at 1 in the morning to give their precious child the last and final Harry Potter Book. They cry and hug their parents and say, "Oh My God I have something to read now."
My parents slapped a bible in my hand and said, "Oh my God I have something for you to read this weekend."
I kind of cried as they handed it to me. They thought I was crying because I was excited to have a bible with me that weekend. (Oh Sure...I swear God is going to struck with me lightening any second now."
The Bible is the final book like the last Harry Potter book. But the Bible has more to offer in our lives. Jk Rowling is richer then the queen of England because of her books. Jesus didnt make a cent off of the Bible. It may go to charity or something but there was no check waiting for Jesus when he walked up to his mountain to pray. Neither was it in the stable where he slept, a cute little new Born baby. I dont even think they had checks then. There was no publishing company to publish the book. God sure didnt hand Jesus a check and say, "You can place this in your retirement fund for later use." First and formost, Jesus didnt retire. He still reigns, the author of the GREATEST book ever created. JK Rowling kind of retired; the profit from the books giving her a chance to live in luxury. Our Luxury is heaven people. Rather that then sitting in a hot tub just knowing where I will shop after soaking. Drink a few frappachinos, get fat. Jesus wasnt fat by the way. He ate sushi and bread. There was no hot tub there was actually hell which I can bet is hotter then any hot tub.
I like Harry Pottter. I really do. I let the Harry Potter phase subside because I didnt like the idea of myself taking the time and money to collect all of the books, ( I have friends who do that for me. Heh.) watching all of the movies and competing with more then half of the world to prove they are a Harry Potter fan. But also I like the Bible. I really do. I didnt let the Bible phase wear out because I loved the fact knowing that my prayers and energy when into reading the bible, (I get my bibles free. Heh.) watching the Passion Of Christ and loved telling the world we love Jesus. We are a true fan of Jesus. We dont have to prove to the world that we are a true fan because all are a true fan who truly loves Jesus Christ.
During the conference we had All Access Back Stage pass to praise Jesus. All were invited to share him. But if we went to catch a glimpse of Daniel Radcliffe (Harry Potter) Emma Watson (Hermione) or Rubert Grint (Ron) would take a life time. It takes a lifetime to get to know Jesus. I'm done for the day. I'm going to play with my Jesus action figures and see if my Harry Potter Action figure can actually beat Michael with a wand and sword. I wonder if Hermione can actually beat Mother Teresa in, I dont know, an arm wrestle. Old ladies got some powers young girls dont....Heh


MASTER

I hate Snow!!!!

I hate snow. Really I do. Everytime I see it I want to shoot it or something. I hate being stuck in the house, shoveling the drive way, scraping the snow off of the car or getting stuck in the snow. If I have to push another car out of the snow again I will drown myself in the snow. Seeing the poor people though struggling to get out of the snow and their cars just wont do it makes me so pissed. I want to help them but the other neighbors wont. They slowly close their windows or pretend the did not see that person celarly stuck in the snow slapping their steering wheel in desperation. Me, being the nice person get the damn snow shovel, put on my already soaked clothing, my boots frozen, and my sunglasses to keep the snow out and I help shovel the person out of the snow. Then what happens? He gets stuck in the damn street when cars are trying to get somewhere and then another thirty minutes goes by and I am still shoveling him out until he is safely on his way. But lo and behold! Another car get stucks. I am at it again being the nicer person while my useless, stupid, idiotic, sensless neighbors watch with satisfaction because they did not have to help. I give them a quick glare and maybe the finger and continue my work. Yeah who cares. School has been canceled, youth group, choir, not church, but we sometimes dont go because of the snow and seeing cool people. Why? Because of the fucking snow. Excuse my English. I am just so paranoid with the snow I cant think straight. I have drunken too much hot chocolate, tea and coffee to keep warm, I have to turn up the damn heat in the house and that just raises the energy bill. It should be free. Really it should because there is just too much snow. I am moving to California now. Colorado can just go to hell. If it went to hell dont you know how much warmer it would be? Just imagine...
MASTER

All About MASTER Rae

ALL ABOUT MASTER RAE!
1. What are Rachel’s favorite colors?
Red and Black
Black and white
Green and blue
2. What are Rachel’s nicknames? (Hint: Look above)
MASTER
MASTER RAE
RAE
3. Is Rachel a triplet or a twin?
Twin
Triplet
4. What race is Rachel?
Native American and African American
African American
Native American
Hispanic, African American, Native American
Native American and Hispanic
5. What is Rachel’s favorite subject in school?
Algebra
English
Spanish
6. What is Rachel’s middle name
Ann
Anne
Annie
7. What was Rachel’s real name?
LaRae Grant
Rachel Wells
Loretta Grant
8. What does Rachel do for a living?Lifeguard
Swim Instructor
Both
9. What company does she work for?
HRCA
Red Cross
JE&A
YMCA
10. Does she like her job?
Love it!
Likes it!
Hates it!
11. What religion is Rachel?
Christian-lol!
Catholic
Baptist
Non Denominational
12. How many siblings does Rachel have?
6
7
9
13. How many people TOTAL are in Rachel’s family?
9
8
7
14. Rachel’s favourite movie is?
Pride and Prejudice
Passion of Christ
Resident Evil
15. Her favourite TV shows are: Choose four
Scrubs
It is Always Sunny in Philadelphia
America’s next Top Model
That 70’s Show
Rescue me
16. Rachel’s idol is?
Jesus
Herself
Charlie
Dr. Cox
17. Her least favourite person is?
The people who annoy her
The people who talk too much
18. Her anti is?
Feet
Farting
People
Fingers
Germs and dirt
All of the above
29. Her favorite singers are? (Choose two)
Josh Groban
Jeremy Heinen
Nelly Furtado
20. Favorite actress? (Choose two)
Paul Bettany
Keira Knightly
Matthew Macfadyen
Hilary Duff
21. I love to? (Choose two)
Dance
Sing
Write
22. I want to be a _____ when I grow up…(Choose on to be the most likely)
Lawyer
Actress
Writer
President of the United States
23. She believes the prettiest woman to be is
Mary the mother of God
Her dog
Oprah
Queen Latifah
24. Her role model is
Jesus
Queen Latifah
Missy Elliot
Her mom
25. She thinks the best rapper is
Righteous B
50 cent
Kanye West
Lil Jon
26. She hates the movie
Elf
Ice Age
Princess Diaries
27. She has the cell phone:
A900 Blade Samsung from Sprint
A990 Samsung from Sprint
Razr with cherries
28. Her favorite food is?Pizza
McDonalds
Mexican food
Italian food
29. Her parents are:
White and black
French and Black
Native American and Italian
30. Her favorite website is?
Myspace.com
Bolt.com
Godspace.com
Friendster.com
31. She strongly believes in:
Freedom of speech
Freedom of religion
No homework
32. She played who in Anybody For Tea?
Hildegarde Hodge
Lucy Long
Amantha Abernathy
Birdie Birdegarde
33. She won what prize when she was younger?
Education Achievement award
Books
A gold medal because her essays were too good to be true
34. Her mom’s full name is:
Teresa Marie Wells
Teresa Baccelli Wells
Teresa Marie Baccelli
35. Her father is a:
Hospital Security guard
Lawyer
Teacher
Rapper
If any of you got all of these right, I love you. Give me your results if you do take the test.

The Path I Walk

THE PATH I WALK
I aint sayin that it’s all a lie, I wouldn’t make up such a thing that Jesus died, but He died for you and me, be grateful that His plea was heard that the Son of Man be born in this world. Who has given me strength for which I can depend? Who had given me faith for me to defend, among those who doubt His love, His very existence, when only they needed was His assistance? Without His guidance and His love, how would I have gotten the strength of just a Dove? Temptations, the word just makes me want to scream, how can God just redeem me?
Chorus:
We’ve been spending time sinning our whole lives turning down God’s advice, wasting heavens pride and listening to Satan’s lies but let me tell you something, we have to let sin go, I cant take this anymore, Stan is letting me bleed when I’m in need while God’s letting me breath, this is why I chose God to take the lead. He takes the lead.
Once Jesus comes on Judgment Day, just think, have we ever we ever walked His way? We pick up our cross, the path is rough you’ve been told it’s tough, before giving up think of the nails piercing through Jesus’ hands, do what Jesus has planned for Man, Don’t drop that cross, remember Jesus’ voice as he cries out in pain, “Father why has though forsaken me?” Your reward will be to reign next to victory! Keep on going, God is your only defender. Lord make me sinless say, “Sin no more, now go,” If not I promise you, you will be staring at the fires of hell, burning forever.
Chorus:
We’ve been spending time sinning our whole lives turning down God’s advice, wasting heavens pride and listening to Satan’s lies but let me tell you something, we have to let sin go, I cant take this anymore, Stan is letting me bleed when I’m in need while God’s letting me breath, this is why I chose God to take the lead. He takes the lead.
I’m sorry but this path Satan’s leading us too has got to end. Satan is in my head, the sin is pulling my cross down, you know my situation, I know that you care, right now it seems my burden is too hard for me to bear, but you will help me through it, I know that this is true, please help my eyes focus solely on you. Soon the cross made my body feel numb and the world started spinning, I was loosing control and the enemy was winning. An angel appeared and whispered in my ear, “I am here to protect you; you have nothing more to fear.” The cross was lifted and peace ran through me and I knew, I believed that Jesus was always with me.
Chorus:
We’ve been spending time sinning our whole lives turning down God’s advice, wasting heavens pride and listening to Satan’s lies but let me tell you something, we have to let sin go, I cant take this anymore, Stan is letting me bleed when I’m in need while God’s letting me breath, this is why I chose God to take the lead. He takes the lead.
-MASTER RAE

First racism is becoming a concern to myself. Yeah I love rap and I am black but who cares? A girl called me a nigger as she walked past and yeah I said something but people need to learn that being black is cool. I don't hate caucasions and I don't diss on them either. I strongly believe that people need to get over themselves. I'm a mix of Native American and African American and Im proud of my colour. I have a white mom and a black dad, a Vietnamese brother and mixed siblings and I honestly can't say it's wierd. It's not. People need to be more understanding. Walking into a room with a lot of white people is intimidating but I hold my head high and do my thing. Some think Black people are dumb but what the hell? I make good grades. My dad was fired from his job because of his colour and because he didnt have a college degree. He is the best teacher I could ask for. He knows a lot, more than anyone I know. Others think that we don't spell well and that we speak "Black English". I speak black english when I'm around my race but I am "polite" in front of Caucasions. It's not like a Chinese person would speak English to his friend and then speak Chinese to other races. It isn't like that and I type very well and I teach myself sometimes when my parents aren't available. I think the black colour is very beautiful and I wish most people could see that. We struggle with that and most people have an identity crisis meaning that they are struggling to find out where they belong. I had one mother who is uncomfortable with me being friends with her cacausion son because I am black. She just said it was weird how different races converse. Well get over it.

There was a man named Sin LaSalle who one time said: "Have you lost your mind? I mean, how is it that you can disrespect a man's ethnicity when you know we've influenced nearly every facet of white America. From our music to our style of dress, not to mention your basic imitation of our sense of cool; walk, talk, dress, mannerisms. We enrich your very existence, all the while contributing to the gross national product through our achievements in corporate America. It's these conceits that comfort me when I'm faced with the ignorant, cowardly, bitter and bigoted who have no talent, no guts. People like you who desecrate things they don't understand when the truth is you should just say "thank you, man," and go about your way. But, apparently, you're incapable of doing that, so-- " He later shot the man but were not going to go there. As I was saying we have our own thing by the way we dress, talk and walk. We invented our own little thing. I love my race and people and I will embrace it.

Horseback riding sucks

We went horse back riding up at Estes Park and we got caught in a thunderstorm in the middle of the forest, woods, whatever. It was fun but also scary. It was me, my brother Marc, Jessica, Chris, and Erin. This guy named Chris took us and we went without our parents. Were very expierenced so we took off and we were having a great time until we saw these huge thunder clouds rolling in and to our luck it rained and thundered. For some wierd reason it was dark but it was 7:00 in the afternoon. The guy had to immedialty grab us off our horses and a minute when he took us off the horses went crazy. The guy had to grab them down and calm them. It worked and we were stupid enough to be under a tree to get out from under the rain and we were trying to get as far away from the horses as possible. We left the poor guy by himself to get the horses.
Anyways he got the horses calmed down but the rain kept pouring. We got back on the horses but my horse slipped on the mud and I asked to get off. We all got off after the others saw how "dangerous" it was, not really, and he had to call for backup because he couldnt control all of the horses. We had back up and we walked all the way up the damn hill back to safety. It was our fault because we decided to get off the horses. By the time we got back to the safety place, we were soaking wet, muddy, tired and had colds. Our dad didnt want to pick us up so we were going to walk back to our hotel until the guy offered us a ride. That was a great vacation though. Also I got the bulls eye when we were peforming archery.

The New books I have read

Okay people I just read Memoirs of a Geisha and the movie was great. The movie is not that great because they dont put in everything that happens in the book. What's up with that? I also have read The Da Vinci Code and the book was also good and the movie had Tom Hanks so I have to like it. Good actors make great movies. . . It may be stupid but I loved the book, A Million Little pieces. It was very good and I'm impressed with the authors ability of putting words into writing. I wish I could do that. I could sit for a long time at the computer and type out an entire book but none of it makes sense. Well to me. Anyways, I hope when I make a great book it would have an impact. HillBilly From Mars I am still working on. It is the hardest creation I have ever had to create. I know great choice of words but what can I say? I have the talent.
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